If you ever text me I’m sorry. I only have two settings for texting and they are “forgetting that I haven’t texted you back for 17 hours” and “sending you 6 texts in a row.”

There is no middle ground. I am so sorry.

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

innapropri8:

Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

Okay but who are all these people who take their pets to class and why have I never gotten to sit next to a puppy in a lecture hall

innapropri8:

Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education

Okay but who are all these people who take their pets to class and why have I never gotten to sit next to a puppy in a lecture hall

(Source: futubandera)

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

rckbell:

it really bothers me when someone tags their personal posts as ‘shut up [insert name here]’

like no friend

don’t shut up

you are loved and i enjoy hearing about you friend

don’t feel like you have to shut up

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Ugh, I hate those kind of meetings, too. Even if you know you are quitting. Good luck!

Thanks! Yeah it sucked. I ended up getting fired. But I’m really just relieved it’s over. And honestly, the job was terrible. Kind of glad to have something to force me to move on.